
Thanks to everyone who voted in the Favourite Universal Girls poll, which I thought might make for an interesting sequel to the Hammer Glamour results.
As before, there were clear winners streaking ahead from the start (with the eventual victor only taking the lead in the last few days after a fairly neck and neck contest), a few foregone conclusions and also a few surprises.
.
So without any more ado, here are the results.
.
First, I must mention that one vote was cast in the 'other' category, but without, alas, any accompanying comment letting me know just who this mysterious other was.
I mention this because common sense predicts that it was a vote on behalf of the great Zita Johann, to whose memory I hereby apologise for idiotically forgetting to include her in the poll.
.
Onwards then, to the two actresses who, with the shade of Zita, share joint 8th place.
.
Jacqueline Wells (appears in The Black Cat [1934])
.
Working under the name Julie Bishop, she enjoyed a long and solid career in Hollywood films and television through the forties and fifties, but as Jacqueline Wells she is Joan Allison, the stranded beauty stuck between a duelling Karloff and Lugosi in Edgar Ulmer's decadent brew of satanism and necrophilia. She also worked with the Halperin Brothers, Laurel & Hardy, WC Fields and Tarzan. No wonder she keeps fainting..
Mae Clarke (appears in Frankenstein [1931])
.
Universal horror buffs cherish her as the original Elizabeth, her absurdly long wedding gown trailing behind her as Karloff abducts her from the marriage bed in homage to The Cabinet of Dr Caligari.But there was much more to Mae: she was a superb actress, perhaps the finest all-rounder among all those featured in this poll. Her disappointing later career unaccountably failed to build on the promise she showed in '31, when she gave no fewer than four very different and equally iconic performances in keynote movies: in Frankenstein, Waterloo Bridge, The Front Page (as the original and best Mollie Malloy) and The Public Enemy (absurdly uncredited as Kitty, full-faced recipient of screen history's most famous grapefruit).
“If I’d made a guess as to which of us would make it big,” Barbara Stanwyck once recalled, “I’d have guessed Mae, because she was the better dancer and the most vivacious.”
.
In joint seventh place, each taking home a 7% share of the total vote, two more swooning abductees.
.
Sidney Fox (appears in Murders in the Rue Morgue [1932])
.
Sidney was the beautiful, strangely remote thirties starlet who took top-billing from Lugosi in Robert Florey's decadent riff on the Poe original, undoubtedly the weirdest and most pre-Codey of the first Universal horrors, as well as - a fact often forgotten - the only one not to be set in the present day. The year before she'd taken the title role in The Bad Sister, this time billed above Bette Davis, but this proved yet another career that didn't ignite as planned. Sidney's troubled journey ended in suicide in 1942.Think of an early thirties starlet abducted by a giant ape and it is inevitably Fay Wray that comes to the forefront of your mind (unless, like me, she's always at the forefront of your mind). But remember Sidney, too, snatched from her bed by Erik and carried over the Expressionist rooftops to the promise of a fate worse than anything Fay was in danger of.
.
.Peggy Moran (appears in The Mummy's Hand [1940] and Horror Island [1941])
.
It's the forties now, and horror starlets are fresh-faced and wholesome; none of this erotic, existential languor anymore...Peggy fitted the bill most adequately as the screaming heroine of The Mummy's Hand, her contours barely concealed beneath one of those negligees that all female desert explorers like to wear in their tents after lights-out, lost in the arms of Tom Tyler, his face barely concealed beneath Hollywood's oddest mummy make up: a layer of clay so thin that even his hair is plainly visible. Don't they make a cute couple?
.
.Sharing sixth place and 11% of votes cast, another mummy's girl and Dracula's dream date.
.
Ramsay Ames (appears in Calling Dr Death [1943] and The Mummy's Ghost [1944])
.
For me, this campus-set second go-around for Lon Chaney Jr's Kharis is the most purely entertaining of the series, an opinion shared by absolutely nobody else in the known universe. The Mummy films are generally considered the runt in the Universal litter, but I can watch that old guy stumbling about in his bandages forever. I like it when he picks up the heroine and carries her about, and I like it when he goes to kill people and they cower and put their arms up rather than leave the room.There's something to enjoy in all the mummy movies, and Ames is chief among them in this one. She plays an Egyptian college gal and reincarnation of Princess Ananka herself (just imagine how keen Kharis is to get his hands on her again). In reality she was also a bandleader, who gigged with an outfit called Ramsay Ames and Her Tropicanans.
.
Helen Chandler (appears in Dracula [1931])
.
Giving Mae Clarke a surprise pasting in the polls, Helen is, of course, Mina in the film that invented not only the Universal horror film but the horror film itself. Here, yet again, was a career that went down and took its owner with it, but it seems she never quite lost her eccentricity and cynical humour. One reason why she never quite got the breaks she deserved could have been that she rarely opened any letters, explaining, “If you don’t open and read something, you can prove you didn’t know a thing about it.”.
Very neat, this: listed separately, yet paired in the voting as surely as they are in the Universal horror afterlife, with 14% of the vote each:
Gloria Holden and Nan Grey (appear in Dracula's Daughter [1936])
.
Exotic specimen Gloria is, as if you needed me to tell you, the eponymous lead in Dracula's Daughter, and as such is a key Universal horror icon - though one, interestingly enough, several rungs of icon-hood lower than Elsa's Bride of Frankenstein, despite the fact that Gloria's in the whole of her movie. This may simply reflect the relative critical and popular status of the two movies, but it's interesting nonetheless, since vampire girls generally sound louder gongs with horror fans than any other kind of distaff beastie, and Gloria's is an all-time queen of the species. .
In reality she looked like this:
.
Basically no real difference at all.
Nan Grey (who also appeared in Tower of London [1939] and The Invisible Man Returns [1940]) was Gloria's mirror-image: a perky blonde cutie-pie, one of the Three Smart Girls, along with Deanna Durbin and the other one. This is about as scary as she could get:
.
Which is what made their fatal encounter so darkly compelling, and one of the best-remembered and most-discussed sequences in all of Universal horror.
.
Now this is where the competition starts to get impossible for me. I have no quarrel with any of the top three's right to their positions, but at the same time, how can I still call myself a man if I stand impotently by and allow the relegation to joint-fourth position (on 18% each) of either of the following?
Valerie Hobson (appeared in Werewolf of London and Bride of Frankenstein [both 1935])

The future Mrs John Profumo was just eighteen when she made her two forays into Universal horror, of which the best remembered is Bride of Frankenstein, in which she played Elizabeth (and therefore the title character). She gives an extremely heightened performance, and one which often gets the yahoos yocking in the rep houses, but that it is a performance (presumably dictated by James Whale as further contribution to the prevailing mischievousness of the production) is shown not just by her many later fine performances in British movies, but also by her much more sober contribution to Werewolf the same year. (This is one of my favourite Universals and surely one of the most underrated. Go and give it another watch now; it's better than The Wolf Man, I swear to you.)
She's just fine here. But obviously that's not what got her 18% of the overall vote. She's also uncommonly beautiful. If Profumo had been married to Christine Keeler, and come across Valerie at a party... well, maybe then, perhaps, I might have understood.

Irene Ware (appears in The Raven [1935])

In one sense, there were many, many great female stars in Hollywood in the thirties. (This sense is known as 'the accurate and literal sense'.) But in another sense, there were only two: Fay Wray (who never made a Universal horror film, despite being a freelance who worked at Universal three times in '34 and again in '38; I mention this merely to confound those of you complacent enough to think that the universe has our interests at heart), and Irene Ware. (This sense is known as 'the sense that only makes sense to me sense'.)
Irene is some phantom flitting through thirties movies; she's never there for long, never where everyone's attention is focused; she flies by, lands, enchants, and is gone. The Raven probably remains her best-known visit to our world of mere mortals; as the girl Lugosi falls for so hard that when she turns him down he invites her, her fiancé and her father to a weekend party and sets about torturing them to death. That's the kind of effect Irene has on you.
.

Time, then, for the big prize-winners. In third place, with a very healthy 29% of total votes cast:
Evelyn Ankers (appears in The Wolf Man [1941], The Ghost of Frankenstein [1942], Captive Wild Woman [1943], Son of Dracula [1943], The Mad Ghoul [1943], Weird Woman [1944], The Invisible Man's Revenge [1944], The Frozen Ghost [1945])

However much I adore Valerie and Irene... As her list of credits is alone sufficient to show, it really would have been sacrilege had Evelyn Ankers been left out of the top three. This is the scream queen of Universal, their in-house Fay Wray, who was pitted against just about every monster on the studio roster, along with a few they invented specially for her.
Though she was fine as villainess and mistress of disguise Naomi Drake, alongside Creeper Hatton, in Pearl of Death, one of a pair of appearances in Universal's Sherlock Holmes series, in the studio's horror films she was almost always the screaming heroine. Only once did she get a chance to show her claws and play evil, in Weird Woman, driven mad by frustrated love for Lon Chaney Jr. (You might think having the hots for Lon is as much symptom as cause of psychological instability; if so Evelyn would have doubtless agreed. Cast constantly opposite each other, the two did not hit it off overmuch, as Evelyn hilariously reveals in her brilliant essay The 'B' and I, featured in Doug McClelland's book The Golden Age of B Movies.)
Evelyn always did great work in Universal horror, never acted like she was passing through en route to something better; she was great-looking, and she always gave the movies her full-lunged best shot. Here's to her!



And in second place, with 40% of the vote all to herself...
Gloria Stuart (appears in The Old Dark House [1932], Secret of the Blue Room [1933] and The Invisible Man [1933])
Still with us, and a hundred years old this July, Gloria could well be the classiest of all Universal horror heroines. Only in The Invisible Man does she play the heroine straight down the line and stand to one side of the mayhem, looking worried. In Old Dark House and Blue Room she's at the very centre of the intrigue; resourceful, sardonic, intelligent, by turns coquettish and cynical, and always stunningly yet somehow casually beautiful. More here.

And so, finally, as no possible surprise to anyone - cleaning up with a full 51% of all votes cast: the indisputably greatest female icon in the history of Universal horror.
Elsa Lanchester (appears in Bride of Frankenstein [1935])

One of the greatest Hollywood one-offs, an imperishable eccentric, intellectual, and instinctively true character actress, Lanchester was also possessed of a supremely unconventional beauty.
Red-haired, gangly, with transfixing eyes and an air of louche unpredictability, she could never have been cast in conventional Hollywood leads. And, sadly, conventional was what Hollywood did best, so the opportunitites to see her take centre stage in her prime are frustratingly few.
But just you try taking your eyes away when she's on.
Her best performances were usually those given alongside her husband, that other great English oddball abroad, and my vote for greatest screen actor of all time, Mr Charles Laughton. Bride remains her best spotlight appearance away from Charles's shadow: superb, of course, as the Bride herself, finally revealed in the movie's climactic scene, but excellent too as a flirty (and Hays-goadingly busty) Mary Shelley in the film's silly literary prologue.
This is clearly the stuff of which screen immortality is made.



8 comments:
This was a lovely read! I can't believe I managed to miss the poll. I would have voted for Mae Clarke.
Really enjoyed this post Matthew - and my eyes thank you for such wonderful pics too.
So are you gearing up for an article on Lugosi's Monogram flicks??
I'd have to go with Mae Clarke, though I'd also like to cast a vote for Lenore Aubert, I think she was the main reason Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein was so watchable (actually I'm lying, I just love Abbott and Costello, but Lenore was mighty fine).
A collection of retro female pulchritude such as this is worthy of the Manly Blogger Guy Award.
Sadly, the real reason Helen Chandler didn't have the career she deserved is that by the time she was in her late 20s she was a blackout drunk, which gives her performance as a hard-drinking party girl in The Last Flight (1931) a melancholy edge. That she managed to make more than two dozen features in ten years is a testament to the power of old-school Hollywood contracts and the factory model of film production: Studios churned out a lot of movies and if you were on salary you worked, no matter how hung over, depressed or unmotivated you were.
In James Whale's THE KISS BEFORE THE MIRROR, sexy Gloria Stuart is revealed to be in the process of taking off her dress when she is shot dead by jealous husband Paul Lukas, soon to play one of her 3 suitors in SECRET OF THE BLUE ROOM. And Valerie Hobson was quite busy at Universal for just over a year- THE MAN WHO RECLAIMED HIS HEAD, RENDEZVOUS AT MIDNIGHT, LIFE RETURNS, MYSTERY OF EDWIN DROOD, WEREWOLF OF LONDON, BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN, CHINATOWN SQUAD, and THE GREAT IMPERSONATION. I have 7 of these 8 titles, with the last pair included in the popular SHOCK! package of classic horror films issued to television in the late 50's, giving birth to FAMOUS MONSTERS OF FILMLAND and a rash of newborn horror hosts. THE GREAT IMPERSONATION has a slight horror angle featuring an uncredited Dwight Frye, while CHINATOWN SQUAD boasts the delectable vision of Valerie made up to look like a China Doll. Universal remains my favorite studio from Old Hollywood.
Every day I curse myself for not having seen Kiss Before The Mirror... Now you've given me another reason why I MUST see it, and added Chinatown Squad to the list of essentials too...
Yes, Universal's were the gates I first passed through on my lifetime's trip to Old Hollywood, and I always feel especially at home there too.
yrkconnors@gmail.com has been my chief source for obscure titles from the 30s to the 50s, including all 73 from the SHOCK! package. The website devoted to SHOCK! (shocktheater1.blogspot.com/) curiously features a comment on Universal's BOMBAY MAIL, not part of the package, but starring Edmund Lowe, who starred in GIFT OF GAB (cameos from Karloff and Lugosi) that same year, 1934.
Post a Comment